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Q. what do you call a snail on a boat?
A. a snailor
submitted by supersonic

Dalekhunter - OK








Q. Why did the apple cross the road?
A. Because he wanted to be Apple Crumble
submitted by Dalekhunter

supersonic6 - OK










A guy walks into a bar and quickly says to the bartender, "Give me 5 shots of Jack!"The bartender looks at him and says, "Damn buddy, are you having a bad day?"The guy replies, "Yeah, I just found out my brother is gay!"The bartender, feeling bad for the guy, says, "Damn, that is a bad day. I'll tell you what. The first shot is on me."The guy thanks him, takes his shots, and leaves. A week later the same guy comes into the same bar and tells the bartender, "Give me 5 shots of Jack!"The bartender looks at him and says, "Damn buddy, are you having another bad day?"The guy replies, "Yeah, I just found out my other brother is gay too!"The bartender says, "Damn, that is a bad day. I'll tell you what. The first shot is on me again."The guy thanks him, takes his shots, and leaves. The next week the same guy walks into the same bar and says, "Bartender give me 10 shots of Jack!"The bartender looks at him confused and says, "Damn buddy, doesn't anyone in your family like women?""Yeah, my wife!"
Submitted by Dalekhunter

supersonic6 - best

knock, knock
who's there?
i eat dog'p
i eat dog'p who?
you eat dog poo??!!!!!
submitted by hyperkid12

supersonic6 - good

a man buys a Camel and to make it walk he says phew, to make it run he says many and to make it stop he says amen so he mounts his camel and says many and it heads towards the edge of a cliff and then forgot how to stop it so he said dear lord please save me amen then the camel stopped so the man said phew that was a clo- ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
submitted by supersonic6